I'm Too Old for This Sh*t - Cotton T-Shirt
Same aging timeline, just with fewer bottles and more honesty.

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$38.00 shipped for one. $54.00 shipped for two—just $16.00 more. Pair discount + free shipping included.
Same aging timeline, just with fewer bottles and more honesty.
For the stage of life no bottle successfully explains.
For the friend who recognizes every stage a little too well.
I'm Too Old for This Sh*t - Cotton T-Shirt