My Body Is a Temple Crumbling & Haunted Tank Top
My Body Is a Temple Crumbling & Haunted Tank Top
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FIT, SIZE & DETAILS
FIT, SIZE & DETAILS
Some days call for honesty. The “My Body Is a Temple—Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Haunted” graphic tank top turns everyday aches, low energy, and self-aware humor into an easy statement piece.
- Design: “My Body Is a Temple—Ancient, Crumbling & Probably Haunted”
- Cotton fabric
- Crew neckline and sleeveless cut
- Multiple color options
- Machine washable
Wear it on laid-back days or give it to the friend who knows adulthood is mostly improvising with sore muscles.
MATERIAL & CARE
MATERIAL & CARE
Turn the garment inside out, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free standard shipping on orders of US$49.99 or more. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

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