• Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic on Heather Gray cotton T-shirt
  • Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic on Heather Gray cotton T-shirt
  • Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic on Heather Gray cotton T-shirt
  • Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic on Heather Gray cotton T-shirt
  • Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic on Heather Gray cotton T-shirt
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Flight Was Never an Option Penguin Knife T-Shirt

Flight Was Never an Option Penguin Knife T-Shirt

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Color: Black
Size: S
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FIT, SIZE & DETAILS

Bring a little irreverent humor to your everyday rotation with this cotton T-shirt featuring the Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic. The bold design makes an easy conversation starter for casual days, weekends, or anyone who appreciates offbeat humor.

  • Design: Flight Was Never an Option penguin-with-a-knife graphic.
  • Fabric: Cotton.
  • Neckline & sleeves: Crew neck with short sleeves.
  • Washing: Machine wash according to the care label.

A fun gift for friends, family, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.

MATERIAL & CARE

Turn the garment inside out, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free standard shipping on orders of US$49.99 or more. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

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