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Die Vier Flaschen des Lebens (The Four Bottles of Life) - Cotton T-Shirt

Die Vier Flaschen des Lebens (The Four Bottles of Life) - Cotton T-Shirt

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Color: Blue
Size: S
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FIT, SIZE & DETAILS

For anyone whose sense of humor is part coping mechanism, part personality, this “German Die Vier Flaschen des Lebens with Baby Bottle Cola Beer IV Bag” graphic T-shirt delivers the message without a speech.

  • Design: “German Die Vier Flaschen des Lebens with Baby Bottle Cola Beer IV Bag”
  • Cotton fabric
  • Crew neckline and short sleeves
  • Machine washable

Pair it with your usual casual rotation, or give it to the friend who immediately understands the joke.

MATERIAL & CARE

Turn the garment inside out, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free standard shipping on orders of US$49.99 or more. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

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