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I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You - Graphic Cotton T-Shirt

I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You - Graphic Cotton T-Shirt

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Color: Red
Size: S
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FIT, SIZE & DETAILS

Some moods deserve their own uniform. This “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You” graphic T-shirt is made for people who like self-aware humor and statement graphics that say it first.

  • Design: “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You”
  • Cotton fabric
  • Crew neckline and short sleeves
  • Machine washable

Choose your color, pick your size, and let the graphic do the socializing for you.

MATERIAL & CARE

Turn the garment inside out, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Free standard shipping on orders of US$49.99 or more. Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

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